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An emergency clinic confirmed that I had fractured my foot, and I never heard from my date again." —Emma P., 27"A guy I met online was so full of himself, there was no room for me at the table.He asked me if I liked his watch, then told me it was a ,000 birthday gift to himself.I wanted to make sure he didn't need the Heimlich!At this point, if I were him, I would have already been in the restroom.And when we sat on the couch chatting after dinner, he was farting inaudibly, but fragrantly.

I went back to bed, laid the spinach on my ankle, and immediately fall back asleep. In his sheets, all over his floor, even in the cracks of his wicker bed frame.

After being in a relationship for a few years, I've basically forgotten what it's like to date.

In an effort to not be one of those people who's like, "Omg, you're single?

He also told me he could pleasure himself better than any woman could. ' That's right ladies, you can buy me online!

At one point, he even asked the elderly women sitting next to us if we made an attractive couple. ' I was so embarrassed, apologized to them, and said he was right—you buy any kind of crap online." —Sonia V., 41"I was on a blind date.

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